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Why are you pushing the radical Panda Agenda they are perhaps the most useless animals on earth.
The pandas are true evolutionary innovators. Most species survive by maintaining themselves, eating the best food they can find and reproducing quickly and often enough to propagate.
Pandas, though, now survive through sheer force of cute. We’ve got to kill them before more species evolve in this manner, creating some weird welfare planet where humans support every other animal merely because they’re cute. Many look at the face of a panda and see cute; I look into their vacuous eyes and see slavery, mankind in chains to these Darwinian disasters. That they are being spread by a Communist dictatorship only reinforces this vision.
Let them go extinct. Sic semper tyrannis!
Personally I find it deliciously ironic that liberals chant both “Darwinism” and “Save the Pandas” at the same rallies.