LOS ANGELES (AP) - entertainmentminute Harry Potter was the center of seven novels, but he’ll star in eight films.The final book in the wildly successful series will be made into two films, the Los Angeles Times reported Wednesday.
Producers are expected to announce Thursday that J.K. Rowling’s last “Potter” installment, “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows,” will be split into two parts on the big screen. The first film is slated for release in November 2010, with part two following in May 2011.
“It was born out of purely creative reasons,” producer David Heyman told the Times. “Unlike every other book, you cannot remove elements of this book.”
You know, it’s one thing for Mr. Heyman to squeeze a couple million dollars more out out of the Harry Potter franchise. It’s another for him to subject us to the unedited version of that interminable 100 pages of Harry, Hermione, and Ron playing Lord of the Rings together when they should be busy destroying Horcruxes.
I’ve never understood why we criminalize selling something that can be given away for free. Derb seems to agree, complete with a bonus geek reference:
Prostitution, like drug trafficking, is one of those zones where libertarianism bumps up against the realities of human nature.
To a lover of liberty, it’s hard to see why a woman shouldn’t sell her favors if she wants to. Trouble is, weak or dimwitted women end up in near-slavery to unscrupulous men, and I think there’s a legitimate public interest in not letting that happen.
The best private sector solution would be a guild system, like the geishas had in old Japan. There’d be entry standards for the guild. Women would have to pass exams, and have some entertainment skills other than the obvious ones. The guild would police itself, expelling miscreants. Freelancing outside the guild could be under strong social disapproval, even made illegal.
I used to play D&D, but until last week I’d never heard the name Gary Gygax. Evidently he invented the game, and now he’s dead. Bully for him.
At any rate, over at Slate, always in pursuit of the next contrarian angle, Eric Sofge uses Gygax’s death to say that D&D was a bad game. But the game he describes bears very little resemblance to the game I remember. We had long-running character development, complex and interwoven plot lines, and oodles of things to do that weren’t rolling dice to see how many orcs we killed. Sure, we sometimes killed orcs because rolling dice is fun, but that was a small minority of our time.
I’m willing to accept the possibility that my friends in high school were a unique collection of rambling free-thinkers, but I think it improbable. Instead it seems to me that D&D was precisely what you made it, and evidently Eric Sofge and his friends were a bunch of lame-oes who couldn’t manage to be creative when given the blank slate of D&D. And if there’s one thing sadder than writing an article about your D&D experiences, it’s writing an article about being a bad D&D player.
Apollo posted this at 2:16 AM EDT on Tuesday, March 11th, 2008 as Ourselves, Nerdom
We were wrong; Barack Obama is the the Democratic Party’s Kwisatz Haderach. He is the shortening of the way, the one who shall give meaning to our lives and make our planet anew.
Like Paul Muad’Dib, his youth was shaped by the untimely loss of his father, who was not of this land. He has been rigorously trained, and recently endured a painful test at the hands of a Bene Gesserit Witch. He achieved a surprise victory in his first combat and it is said that his greatest power is his voice. By some reckonings, he has come before his time.
His enemies consider him a lightweight and dismiss his followers as religious fanatics, prone to chanting his name over and over. Though he has inherited powerful advisers, his wife is counted as a liability.
His true enemy is accused of launching a preemptive war to secure a precious resource in a desert land. Though this enemy has now left the stage, he has been succeeded by a battle-tested champion. Soon, they shall meet in single combat, and the victor shall take the reins of power.
Back in the day I had my “Apollo Has Too Much Time on His Hands” series detailing factoids about senators and governors running for the presidency. I then started an Excel spreadsheet with the ambition of categorizing the public service experiences of every presidential election’s first and second place vote getters (i.e. winner and first loser). After not working on it for about a year, I’m now sorta finished with half of it, giving information for every winner of a presidential election.
I’ve got some notes on methodology, and some factoids. Were I a scholar, I would give you the methodology first. So here are some factoids:
Most experienced: George Washington (29 years); James Madison, James Monroe, and J.Q. Adams (28 years); James Buchanan and Lyndon Johnson (27 years); Andrew Jackson, Martin Van Buren, and Harry Truman (26 years); James Garfield (23 years). That list is an extremely mixed bag.
Least experienced: Woodrow Wilson (2 years); Grover Cleveland [1884] and George W. Bush (5 years); Ulysses Grant, Jimmy Carter, Ronald Reagan (8 years); Grover Cleveland [1892] (9 years). Likewise, a very mixed bag.
Everyone knows that Grover Cleveland is the only former president to be elected. But Richard Nixon is the only former (i.e. not sitting) vice president to win the presidency.
After Jefferson and Adams (products of the original faulty electoral system), only two sitting vice presidents have been elected who did not ascend to the presidency through death: Martin Van Buren and George H.W. Bush. Both were vice presidents under extremely popular and transformational presidents, and both lost reelection bids.
Only two presidents served as judges before election: William Taft (8 years on the 6th Circuit Court of Appeals) and Andrew Jackson (6 years on the Tennessee Supreme Court).
Generally, I think it’s interesting to see the types of experience presidents have today versus presidents of a long time ago. For instance, from Washington to Lincoln, 12 of 15 election winners had served in state legislatures. From A. Johnson to G.W. Bush, only 6 have. Another: Among the first nine presidents all had at least 18 years of government service; since then, only 5 men have won a presidential election with that much experience. Also: of the first 26 elections, 12 were won by men who had been generals; since Benjamin Harrison, Eisenhower is the only general (sitting or former) to win the presidency.
Some notes on my, um, methods:
In the “sitting” category is the number of years the candidate had been serving the office he held during the year of his election. If a president was reelected, I used the numbers from his first election, but then added a check under a column showing that he had been president.
All of this information was gathered from fairly reliable websites (i.e. not just Wikipedia). There are almost certainly things that I have missed, though I doubt I missed anything major. If you know of anything, please let me know.
There’s also some degree of interpretation on my part, though it’s not terribly important for looking at the overall product. For instance, I categorized Continental Congress service as House service, to allow some comparisons. Also, I counted time as a territorial governor under cabinet/ambassadorship since it’s appointed by the president. Maybe that’s wrong, maybe it’s right, or maybe I thought I had created enough columns and William Henry Harrison wasn’t nearby to tell me how important it was being a territorial governor for 11 years.
Biggest question: Was Justice of the Peace a serious position in colonial Virginia? Washington held the post for some time, but he did other things simultaneously, so I’m inclined to believe it was an extremely minor position and I didn’t count it.
This list will get significantly more interesting when I fill in the information for the losers. When that happens, Dorothy will run some fancy pants statistical regressions to see what shows up. And then I’ll be sure to thank you all in my Nobel acceptance speech.
Apollo posted this at 2:47 AM EST on Saturday, March 1st, 2008 as Nerdom, Politics