Born at the Zoologischer Garten Berlin on 5 December 2006, Knut Pandabane currently holds the titles “Cutest Being in Creation” and “Destroyer of Pandas.” Knut believes that just because you’re cute doesn’t mean you have to be a wuss as well.
Knut became an honorary Snarky Bastard in March of 2007, demonstrating his snarkyness by slaying a rival panda using nothing but the sheer force of cute.